January 2012
38 posts
If you’re drunk on sherry, you shouldn’t be doing a podcast, you should be...
– John Oliver, to Andy Zaltzman, on their podcast “The Bugle”
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Save The Bugle →
myimaginarybrooklyn:
I’m Helping to Save The Bugle, Are You?!
I’m a complete failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper.
– Gob Bluth
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When I think about my own death, I don’t console myself with the idea that my...
– Kurt Vonnegut, Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons (via chelseadazzzze)
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If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter...
– Mark 9:43
December 2011
65 posts
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– Neil Gaiman (via drinkyourjuice)
I don’t know what I expected but nothing happened. I am fucking pathetic.
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it's fucked up
I am weak because I still get bent out of shape just from the mention of you in conversation.
Times like this remind me to take my pills…
I’m trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the...
– Douglas Coupland (Microserfs)
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