Nov 26 2009
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On Sept. 3, 1967, every car in Sweden came to a stop at 4:50 a.m., carefully switched from the left side of the road to the right, and proceeded at 5 a.m. (via Right Cross | Futility Closet
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“ Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children’s ice cream!…You know when fluoridation began?…1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love…Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.
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“ This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost
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(via juliasegal)
oh charlie ….
Nov 25 2009
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(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)
When did that even get started?
Damn Grammar Nazis
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Cartoonist/artist Glen Hanson has defiled every bed he has ever owned, and he wonders who knows it.
Nov 23 2009
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Document dating: if I doodled drawings of Iroquois ceramics and Madison or Levanna type projectile points, it is a document post-dating 2002.
Sometimes I can’t help but shake my head at how much of a nerd I am. On every level.
